Author: Noah Smith
Tina – Candy Shop
My Best “Massage” Experience The quotation marks are necessary because it had little to do with an actual massage. I didn’t have a gram of oil on me, and we didn’t even pretend to knead my stiff neck. Better than sex. I’ve read this phrase in several reviews before and didn’t believe it. I’ve had …
Anna – Luxury Grand
I decided to pay a visit to Anna at Luxury Grand based on some excellent reviews I’d come across. As I arrived, she greeted me at the door with a warm smile. Now, while she may not have the figure of a runway model, she more than makes up for it in other delightful ways. …
Melisa – Matahari Salon
It took a rather negative experience (and some free time) to prompt me to write my first review, but you have to start somewhere, right? I go for massages a few times a year and have tried several places, so hopefully, this will provide some valuable insights. Matahari is a nice place, and I’ve always …
Kiki – Infinity Spa
After a long hiatus, I found myself at Infinity and decided to indulge in a 60-minute Lingam session with the enchanting Kiki, based on the tantalizing reviews. A slight 10-minute delay had me entering the building alongside my masseuse – seems someone else had trouble waking up on time! 😉 Kiki is an absolute stunner, …
Sofie – Rabbit Hall
After a long workday, I needed relaxation in the care of a beautiful girl like… well, really a lot. Sofie’s greeting was brief and “professional,” with no delays. We quickly headed to the shower (outside the room). I found her face attractive, though her lips were a bit too pronounced for my taste, almost as …
