The salon is located on Sumavska street. The receptionist offered me a drink, gave me slippers, and led me to a room, saying the lady would be right in. “Right in” turned out to be more than five minutes. Anyone who has ever waited like this will probably agree with me that five minutes feels long and awkward.
After about five minutes, Vanessa arrived and without a word extended her hand to me. I thought it was a welcoming handshake, but it wasn’t. She led me by the hand to another room, so it was good I hadn’t started undressing while waiting. The second room was nice too, and I’d say both rooms were as similar as two peas in a pod. I didn’t question the room change but had no idea why it happened.
Vanessa is a Russian/Ukrainian. She has beautiful breasts, no doubt about that, but she wasn’t my type at all. I thought it would eventually work out. It didn’t. Vanessa handed me a towel, pointed to the shower, and left. At this point, I should have called it quits. Unfortunately, I didn’t and went to the shower alone.
When I was at a loss for what to do out of boredom in the shower, Vanessa returned to the room. I stepped out, dried myself off, Vanessa undressed, and asked what kind of massage I wanted. I had arranged this with the operator in the car, and I assumed it didn’t really matter.
Vanessa showed me where to lie down, oiled her breasts, and lay on top of me. In the mirror, I could see, and feel on myself, how she was making movements akin to those a man makes during intercourse. It was as if she was thrusting her crotch against my backside. She’s not exactly a lightweight, so after a while, it became quite uncomfortable. Vanessa’s weight is listed on the website as 61 kg, but I wouldn’t be surprised if the scale showed 5-6 kg more. Sorry, Vanessa.
The most erotic element was her licking my ear, but even that became boring after a while. The whole experience was incredibly mechanical, lacking any spark of eroticism, with the supposed B2B consisting of Vanessa’s thrusting movements over my back. After some time, I called it off and said I was bored and going to the shower. She claimed no one had ever told her that before. OK, maybe I wasn’t having my best day, but for me, it was really boring.
Massage, duration, price: Mix, 60 minutes, 2000 Czech crowns
Massage rating: Poor
