After a bit of a hiatus, I’ve decided to pen down a review about a massage experience I had in recent months with a new masseuse. I’ve always been fond of the Luxury massage parlor, though I encountered a visit that wasn’t quite up to the usual delightful standards. But hey, sometimes that’s part of the adventure, right? Let’s dive into the juicy details.
I had my sights set on a lovely lady named Linda, based on some tantalizing reviews and alluring photos. With anticipation building, I slipped away from work for an afternoon rendezvous. As is customary, I sent a note upon arrival and awaited her enchanting presence, which didn’t take long. From previous reviews, I knew to expect a little age discrepancy, yet I was slightly taken aback.
One minor gripe compared to other establishments is the attire when they greet you at the door, but I understand the hustle and bustle of a busy day. A somewhat chilly greeting led us to the nearest room. Another peeve of mine is her brief disappearance from the room for a few minutes. Surely there’s another way?
For the first time, a shared shower wasn’t offered, a little disappointment as I hoped Linda would join me. Instead, she relaxed on the futon with a snack in hand, which took me by surprise and perhaps set a less-than-ideal tone for the massage. But let’s move on to the main event.
Linda’s massage skills are impeccable. I settled on my stomach, receiving a quality back massage that swiftly turned into a more erotic affair. She soon began to incorporate her breasts into the routine, and before long, her attention wandered to more intimate areas. This part, lasting around 15 minutes, was delightful, akin to experiences with other masseuses there, scoring a high mark compared to the competition.
Now, who doesn’t eagerly anticipate the moment you’re on your back? Linda knelt beside me, drenched in oil, and I happily assisted in spreading it. She then embarked on a seductive body-to-body dance. Her massage technique was flawless, and she masterfully created a Girlfriend Experience vibe, complete with kisses and deep eye contact, with no apparent restrictions. The finale technique was equally enchanting, and she had no qualms about indulging in two rounds. If you’re after a quality massage, don’t hesitate to give her a try.
Sadly, Linda and I didn’t quite hit it off. Perhaps it was an off day for one of us, but that’s beside the point. Reflecting on the experience, it left a somewhat negative imprint despite her expert skills. For me, a connection is essential for the full relaxation experience, and that was missing. I haven’t ventured back for a second visit and currently don’t plan to.
Classic erotic massage
60 minutes
Price: 1900 crowns
Rating: Average
