Massage Enthusiast’s Delight!
In this review, I want to share a recent experience at RH, objectively and hopefully without bias…
I’ll skip over the details of RH on Vinohradská and the booking process, as there were no issues and it’s been described many times before.
I chose a new girl in the RH lineup, Ellie. Her photos caught my attention—she’s a very petite girl with an unusual type and slightly larger breasts. But let me be upfront: we’re talking about a reality from maybe three years ago or some decent Photoshop work, because she looks different. And that’s even considering I usually get fooled by hair that’s mostly in a ponytail…
Take a look at her profile photos and then one more in the “story,” and you’ll already see a clear difference.
Anyway, I didn’t have the guts or the mood to turn around, so I went ahead with the massage…
The welcome was okay; I was still processing the reality until Ellie brought a drink and we started chatting a bit—just the usual small talk about whether it’s cold here and so on… A joint shower was offered and I accepted.
In general, I believe that masseuses don’t need to be gymnastic champions, but they definitely need to create the right atmosphere. We want our illusions!
The joint shower was just a quick rinse, and it was clear to me that there was no spark, more like a routine mission… It was really just a soaping of my back while I got to feel her breasts—but to be fair, those who like really petite girls will probably enjoy Ellie. Her breasts are probably a C-cup, cute “tennis balls” that fit nicely in smaller hands, and they’re all-natural.
We clarified the limits a bit and got on with the massage.
I plopped down on the futon, and Ellie started with a more sports-like routine using her hands, at least I got to ask for some attention on my sore thighs. Then came body-to-body, even sideways, but I didn’t notice any more original or daring touches. I was very relaxed and starting to get bored…
After the flip, 15 minutes in, there was a slight improvement in the variety of positions, and I could join in, so I focused at least on those breasts that fit nicely in my hands.
Ellie does a good job with side massages, and combined with stronger touches, it works. Overall, though, I felt too relaxed, and the final handjob took quite a while…
Memorable parts? Not really. The massage was completed, no disasters, but I didn’t leave with any rush of joy…
Cleansing, a moment of rest, and I asked for an extra foot massage…
Shower in the spirit of mutual back-soaping and a bit of conversation…
I’m not in a rush, and yet I leave a few minutes before the final gong…
Mix Massage
90 minutes
2800 CZK
Rating Score
Meh 😐
Written by Ozzy Ozzman
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