Another experience to share, this time from the well-known TopPrivat. There’s no need to describe the place in detail, except to mention that this time I was in an Egyptian-themed room with a bed and a massage table. The rest was the usual: booking via SMS and standard pricing.

I booked a session with the new girl, Daisy, hoping she might be another gem like Grace, though the pictures didn’t quite match. Unfortunately, I was mistaken. She’s a new girl, and I doubt she’ll be around for long. Typically, at TopPrivat, the girls might not be the most stunning, but they make up for it with reasonable prices and a decent approach. This one, however, was odd.

First off, the pictures don’t really give you a true sense of her. It’s the same girl, but my expectations were completely different. Her age is definitely underestimated; I’d guess at least 33, and that’s being optimistic. Her height and weight might be accurate, and as for her chest, I’d say…

I booked for an hour (1800 CZK), but she told me she only had 30 minutes available. I didn’t want to argue, so I agreed, considering it was just some pre-dinner fun. I paid 1400 CZK and went to shower.

When I returned to the room, she seemed noticeably uncomfortable. I get that being new can be awkward, but this was really off-putting, to the point where I almost considered canceling. She undressed quickly and moved to the bed, which was pretty much the most effort she put into the entire session.

I tried to set the mood by kissing her body, playing with her nipples, and licking her, even fingering her a bit. Despite her being wet, she didn’t make a sound. It was like being with a silicone doll. I thought maybe she was just shy or that language was a barrier, so I tried to turn things around.

I initiated the usual sequence: missionary, then her on top, ending with doggy. In every position, she showed no emotion. At one point, I was just hoping to finish quickly to avoid losing my momentum. Even when she was on top, where she needed to be more active, she was incredibly dull. She was kind of bouncing, but it was nothing like Eliska from my other review—a completely different experience.

In the end, I managed to finish in the doggy position, which usually signals the end for me. She has a nice small butt, but it felt lacking, if you know what I mean. Afterward, there was no attempt at conversation or cuddling from her. I showered off the excessive lubricant she used before we started, and left a few minutes early with a very cold goodbye from her.

Recap:
– The lady is much older than advertised and nothing memorable.
– She’s like a human silicone doll, completely passive. In hindsight, I was glad she suggested only 30 minutes, at least I saved 400 CZK for beers later.
– Would I return? Absolutely not.

I’m not sure what locals think, but I’ve noticed a decline in quality in this business. Prices are rising everywhere. Some massages cost more than private sessions, or the prices are the same, but you get to have sex. Maybe it’s because I don’t know the right spots, or they’re trying to milk money from foreigners, but the Prague scene isn’t what it used to be.

Basically, you have students asking for 2000/2500 CZK per hour to hook up in their spare time, a ton of Ukrainian and Russian ladies asking for at least double that, and not much quality. If anyone has suggestions, please share. Thanks!