My second massage experience (I’ll keep the first one to myself), and my first time at Rabbit Hall. The massage took place a few weeks ago during the sunny days of August.

There’s probably no need to describe the salon on Vinohradská in detail; back then, you could still ring the bell and be let in immediately. Upon entering, there’s a RabbitHall sign directing you to the basement, so it’s impossible to get lost. As a newcomer, it was ideal for me—I didn’t have to wander around or figure out who to call or where to write.

A young lady opened the door, asked who I was there for, and then went to get Ariana. First impression was great: she’s pretty, Czech, offered a handshake and a cheek kiss, and her assets were noticeable under her robe, which is why I chose her. My initial nervousness about the new place subsided a bit as she led me to the room. I’ve read in many reviews about issues with lighting, but I found it just fine.

With Ariana, we discussed the type of massage (B2B for 1 hour), a drink, and whether I’d want a shared shower. While she went to get oil and water, I started showering, which I personally prefer—it gives you time to wash up a bit before the action. Ariana returned promptly, no long wait, and joined me in the shower. I thought I made a good choice—Ariana has a nice figure, C-cup breasts, albeit artificial, but I like that, and the rest of her body matches the photos. In the shower, she didn’t bother with any cleansing, just went straight for a frontal attack with a ton of shower gel, which unfortunately didn’t have much effect; I realized I needed some foreplay.

So we quickly moved out of the shower, and the session on the stomach began, which I would describe in one word as boring. Just as it started to have some B2B elements (those gorgeous breasts on my back) and an erotic atmosphere, she shifted to a leg massage. I’ve never experienced such a thorough leg and foot massage—I thought it would never end. Maybe some people enjoy it, but it would just put me to sleep. After a few slides on the back, it was finally time to turn over, about halfway through the session.

On my back, it was better; I could finally get acquainted with her assets, as she guided my hand to spread oil on them. Sure, I liked her breasts, but they couldn’t save the entire massage. And going down there was off-limits. The massage on my back started slowly, she used her breasts a lot, so it was over pretty quickly, even to my surprise (the price of being a newbie), but I thought we had more than 20 minutes for a second round. However, Ariana turned out to be quite chatty. There was no big GFE, she knelt beside me, stroking me, and we had a regular conversation. At first, I thought it was okay, a little break before continuing, but when it lasted 10 minutes and the end was approaching, it was clear there wouldn’t be a second round from her side.

So I took the initiative and asked if we could have a second round—Ariana glanced at the clock but agreed. She moved into a kind of pseudo-69 position, where there wasn’t much to see (she was mostly sitting on my chest), and when she finally revealed her treasure in full glory, I thought a second round could be quite successful. But she only stayed in that position for a moment before sitting back down, and the mechanical handling without any flair had the opposite effect, so I called it off myself and finished with a cleansing shower. Payment was made, a goodbye kiss, and the time was kept.

In summary, the girl was pretty and nice, but I would rate the entire massage as neutral. I don’t have much to compare it with yet, but there was no wow effect; on the contrary, I wondered if it was worth paying for this.

B2B; 1h; 2100 CZK