Alex – Rabbit Hall

So, after a long time, I finally made it to Prague and had some free time. All the familiar faces were booked, but at Rabbit Hall, they offered me someone new – Alex. According to the website, she’s a tall girl, and the photos looked decent. Plus, she’s supposedly Czech. So why not? Someone has to be the first. I head towards Vinohradská, ring the bell, and go down to the basement where Alex greets me. Her listed height is accurate; I don’t have to bend my head much. On the way, she calls me “darling,” and I think this might not be bad at all. Unfortunately, the first small disappointment comes in the room when she sends me to the shower, saying she’ll get the oil. No drink offered. On the plus side, Alex comes in while I’m still in the shower, so there’s no waiting around, and she announces she brought me water. At least that’s something. I lie on my stomach, and the massage begins.  The massage itself isn’t bad; it’s definitely not just mindless oil spreading. Unfortunately, she didn’t get close to the right spots, but she did work on every little area otherwise. Then comes the b2b, which is extremely short, I’d estimate about 2-3 minutes, before she tells me to turn over – not even halfway through the time. Once again, a decent massage from toes to neck begins, but the most important area is skipped again. Fortunately, after finishing the massage, she moves to my friend, gets him going, and follows with another quite short b2b, though slightly longer than when I was on my stomach. Still, a few more minutes wouldn’t have hurt. Then she moves herself into the 69 position, and this becomes the best part of the massage for me, where thankfully, Alex didn’t disappoint. She didn’t shy away like some masseuses; on the contrary, I’d say she enjoyed it too. Her handiwork was perfect for me. She wasn’t in a rush, edged a few times, and about half an hour later, it was all done. She then snuggled up, and we had a short chat. After that, it was off to the shower, which was solo again – why on earth?

I’m a bit hesitant with the rating. On one hand, the pussycat part with the handiwork was great, but on the other hand, there was no shared shower and the b2b was very short. In the end, I left satisfied, so a smiling emoji, but just barely. Time from door to door was kept.

Pussycat 1.5h – 3400 CZK